El B lives in a land where neighbors are still neighborly, and suspicion does not run rampant. We still leave things on people’s doorsteps on mayday and run away with glee (tee-hee). You might have left flowers, candy or popcorn as a child, but here in burrito nation we left tasty burritos, chips and guac or bowls of burrito so fine. Oh such fun we have. This year we face a problem though. It isn’t that our neighbors and friends don’t trust the treats we leave on their door steps; it’s the dreaded SWINE FLU! Even now I am ranting as I write this…wait a minute someone just came in and they are saying that Chipotle uses only the finest free range, organic pork in their carnitas. YES! No need to worry about the swine flu. Chipotle’s still open with some of the finest pork in town. So order up without fear. We won’t tell anyone if you eat it for yourself and don’t leave it on your neighbor’s door step
El B
About Me
- Pico
- Bothell, Washington, United States
- My real name is Melodie and I live in Washington. Just trying something new. I started at my current job a little over a year ago and every Friday an email went out to those select people who wanted to have lunch from a place called Chipotle. It's great food and was ordered as a group, to spice it up, one individual decided to post little stories to go with each order. Since I enjoy creative writing he's allowed me to submit a few postings of my own. He has since changed locations and the responsibility of these little stories has fallen to me. I enjoy getting these stories out to the group on a weekly basis but felt like his stories as well as my stories should be read by more people. I hope you enjoy the characters and their stories, I will post once a week and hope to find people who enjoy the humor that goes in to each one! We in no way have any connection to Chipotle or their advertising, we are just people who enjoy great food and Chipotle was simply our inspiration. So make like you're eating a Chipotle burrito and Enjoy
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