Burrito Town Hall Meeting

There has been some rumblings in burrito nation lately so El B decided to hit the road for a burrito town hall meeting. Outside the meeting there are crazy people everywhere. Some are praising El B as a genius, and other have him depicted as Hitler. Many of the burrito congress wouldn’t hold meetings. La Guac has been strangely silent as well as Pinto Bean. El B is standing strong though. Let’s listen in.

The meeting is starting. Here comes the first question. “You promised free burritos for everyone, but haven’t delivered. EVERYONE DESERVES FREE BURRITOS – IT’S A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT”. Then out of nowhere someone else yells “how are you going to pay for these FREE BURRITOS. You’re mortgaging our children’s future.”

“Yes Burritos are a basic human right, but I never promised free burritos. I just promised that your food would be delivered by 12:00 on Friday.” El B responds calmly

Then out of nowhere another protestor yells “last week you didn’t show up until 12:05. Doesn’t that prove that Burrito Nation can’t run even the simplest program?” El B taken aback says “but Chipotle was really busy, and we need to work with our partners. This really doesn’t mean we can’t run the program.”

“What about the people that can’t afford Burritos? Shouldn’t we take care of them? Plus you had the crazy disclaimer last week. I was really insulted” El B looking confused responds “we don’t have money for free burritos or time to review each and every order prior to leaving Chipotle. Everyone needs to eat lunch, and at $6.25 or less, how can it get much cheaper.”

Then the crowd starts to go ape crazy throwing chairs and yelling about burrito rights and children’s futures. El B has to be escorted out by armed guards and now oh on the town hall is on fire. Oh the humanity!