“James, I thought I was supposed to be taking it easy in my role as a part-time consultant and writer for burrito nation, but something has come up, and I think that we need to address the situation.” “What happened El B” James asked slightly taken aback. El B had been one of his most trouble free clients. “Yesterday I forgot my lunch at home, and I craved a burrito. Things haven’t been the same since I moved away from my beloved Chipotle” El B explained calmly. “I went to Qdoba to get a burrito. I didn’t think I would run into anyone that knew me, but there was a camera and….” El B trails off. James gasps and starts speaking quickly “maybe we can convince people that it is a plot. That someone photoshopped your head on another person’s body or a Chipotle bag with a Qdoba bag. We’ve got to deny this quickly.” “I can’t lie to the people Jim. I never have and I never will” El B exclaims forcefully. Jim still reeling suggests showing remorse and apologizing, but El B quickly shoots him down. “Chipotle nation is all about freedom. Chipotle nation understands that everyone needs burritos even if there isn’t a Chipotle nearby. We have to fulfill this need or we will surely perish. Sometimes you live to eat burritos, and sometimes you eat burritos to live. Anyway we’ve had a history of branching out in the Chipotle nation to Thai food, pizza, and even sandwiches. The occasional change makes us long for Chipotle even more! The people will understand Jim…they have to understand.” Jim sobbing with emotion states “I am not sure I agree with your stance El B, but if you speak to the people with that emotion and passion they just might understand.”
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