WFED Chipotle Radio

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(DJ comes back) “Welcome back to W F E D ¯Chipotle Radio ¯, this is your man with a plan El Barbacoa, coming at you live. You just heard Tortillabelle’s latest hit –Roll me up- (to the tune of Wham’s Wake me up) still in the number one spot on the top 40 list! Coming up we have Con Queso’s –I will Melt for you- (to the tune of Britney’s I’m a slave for you) and following that we have Pinto Bean’s – Make Dip in the Club (to the tune of Usher’s Make Love in the Club)– but first let’s go to El B for Wrap it up Sports!

El B(with SportCenter theme music playing in the background ¯): Hellooo there sports fans, it’s your silvery sports guy and this is your Wrap up: The New Pork Yankees won the World Beer-ies against the Philly CheeseSteaks and after the winning game star pitcher for New Pork was quoted as saying “I’m going to Chipotle!” Nice! - - In Football news the New OrBean Saints and the Indianapolcheese Colts are still undefeated and the Alreadygon Beavers are off to the Rolls Bowl! - - In basketball The Houston Hot Pockets are causing a stir when they beat the Smokeland Warriors on Thursday Night with Aaron Cooks scoring 25 points! Also the Denver Chicken Nuggets beat the Myummy Heat 114/96, they were on fire! - -And finally everyone’s favorite sport Soccer – in the running for the World Cup title are Brazil, Spain, Mexico and Chile, they are all hot runners bringing top flavor to the game though we are partial to Mexico! Good luck to all, I’ll keep you posted!

Barbacoa “Go Mexico! Thanks El B! Now let’s check in with Little Pico and gossip.”

Pico: It’s time for Chipollywood Gossip! Tiger Woodsmoke made a public apology today about certain “transgressions” but it wasn’t clear whether or not he was admitting to cheating on his wife, I guess as long as he wasn’t caught eating Taco Del Mar or Qdoba, it’s not something the people of Burrito Nation really care about! Right El B? (El B coughs nervously and they all laugh) Also in Movie News, the Twilight Saga’s movie New Spoon has young veggies going crazy everywhere, the movie has raked in some serious dough over the last two weekends and is expected to remain the number one movie throughout December. Are you Team Edwarm or Team Jay-cobb??? You decide! This is Little Pico, keeping you in the loop at W F E D, ¯ Chipotle Radio¯, Back to you Barbacoa.

Barbacoa chuckles “What about Team Barbacoa?” (everyone laughs) “A long line of music coming up next but one more report before we proceed, here’s our Green Traffic Machine, La Guac with your traffic”

La Guac “Thanks Barbacoa. Listen folks, I’m going to be straight with you, it’s not looking good. All the streets are jam packed with cars! Everyone is heading to Chipotle and the backups go on and on. Be patient on the roads, remember we’re all just trying to get to Chipotle, In fact I’m headed there now! This is La Guac with your traffic on W F E D ¯ Chipotle Radio¯,” (her voice fades with the sound of running and a door opening and closing)

Barbacoa “Well there she goes! So to all the listeners out there, sit back and relax and enjoy some of your favorite hits on W F E D, ¯ Chipotle Radio¯, (music starts)We’re beginning our long set with ColomBEANa’s newest single “I kissed some corn and I liked it”, this is your Saucy Boss playing the hottest flavor around signing out!

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